Thanksgiving Weekend has now come to a close. No cliches here, just time to move into December. Ah but first, let's talk about Week 12 in the NFL (well, most of it anyway)...
- Denver, don't tell me that you were practicing "social distancing" in your QB meeting room. Putting the pressure of having to face a Nawlins defense with a kid from the practice squad who last played QB at Wake Forest? You screwed yourselves Donkeys.
- Y'all think Tennessee is just now waking up??? These guys are going to be dangerous in December and January. They dropped 45 on Indy who reportedly has a great/strong defense? Uh, Pittsburgh and Kansas City may not want to make their reservations for Tampa just yet.
- The 69ers went down to LaLa Land and punked out the Lambs, and while Santa Clara is just playing out the string, they will have something to say about who gets into the dance. By the way LA, the 69ers were sporting pretty much a JV team and you still have lost four in a row to the red and gold?
- Hey San Diego (yeah, I said it), I just can't imagine what it must be like to lose game after game in such excruciating manners.
- Arizona, you had absolutely no business losing to BB and the Pats.
- Minnesota, who are you? You beat Green Bay, get bitch slapped by the scrubs from Dallas in the last minute, and then have to pull one out of your ass and get bailed out by the refs? I know you didn't have Thielen, but come on now...
- Cleveland, if that had been any other team other than the Jets, you'd have lost. Pull your heads out too.
- Jax dropped their GM after the game. What is there to say about the Jags?
- Vega$ went down to Georgia looking for a win to steal, now they're in a bind cause they were way behind, the Devil said "hell no" to any deal.
- Big Blue, you may just back your way into hosting a first round playoff game as the winner of the NFC Least, and if you do you can thank Washington for destroying Cincy QB's leg two weeks ago.
- What am I supposed to take from Miami's win over the New York Props? Well...NOTHING, though Miami being 7-4 is pretty damned impressive given their recent history. If I'm Miami, I'm all kinds of pissed at Arizona for not beating New England.
- Kansas City, you are giving your fans unnecessary acid reflux. Tampa, you'll make the playoffs but get it together.
- Washington, you're playing damn good for having no expectations. Props to you.
- Houston, don't gloat - all you did was beat a team in Detroit that quit on their franchise.
- Detroit - BLOW IT ALL UP!!! The first thing you should do is find a way to trade Matt Stafford, a good QB who has spent enough time in purgatory and can't possibly be part of yet another rebuild. He (and most of that team) deserve a fresh start elsewhere - Trade him for a combo of picks and young players.
- Chicago - It's gotta be really bad for you to catch the wrath of the Iron Sheik, who got onto Twitter to say this: "CHICAGO BEARS YOU PLAY LIKE THE CHICAGO JABRONIS. YOU EMBARRASSING THE FRIDGE PERRY BUBBA." Shieky Baby is right - you are an embarrassment, and no those last few touchdowns DO NOT make things better.
Maybe I watch too damn much television, but commercials absolutely suck, and by the way AT&T, if you have enough money to cram Lily down our throats as much as Progressive does Flo, then maybe you should take some of that advertising loot and lower your freaking prices for consumers.
Like former Raidah and current actor and director Carl Weathers says "be peace."
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